Our love is like a morphological test.
Because it only works in One Direction.
Morphological tests determine the category of a word (e.g. is it an adverb, verb, noun etc) and it only works in one direction (lol actually I forgot what this actually means but I just remember it because well… you know)
So just like such tests, my love (if you can call it that) for the above celebrities, only go in one direction.
From me to them